I'd like to thank...

First things first, I'd like to thank Mr. Al Gore for inventing the internet. Without it, I wouldn't be quite so entertained or informed.

Secondly, Mr. John McCain deserves kudos for creating the Blackberry. Without mine, I'd never be able to stay caught up on my junk e-mail and blogs while waiting at the doctor's office.

What do you think Mr. Barack Obama will be taking credit for next week?